
Since the food taste test wasn't delivering exceptional results at this point, we decided to try these Mberry "miracle fruit tablets" that claim to "transform ordinary foods into the extraordinary." You dissolve one tablet on your tongue and, thanks to a taste-modifying molecule called miraculin, any sour foods you eat suddenly taste sweet.īefore we tried it out on my V, we tried it with a lemon and glass of wine first just to see if it worked. (While we’re on the subject, a note on the experiment: No, we didn’t use rigorous scientific methods, and, yes, my boyfriend knew when I’d eaten what foods, so that might have influenced his opinions.) I loaded up on four foods-and one remarkable tablet, more on that later-rumored to change the vagina's taste and/or smell, then had John go down on me to test each one out. I embarked on a two-week culinary cunnilingus adventure, taking my boyfriend of two and a half months (let's call him John) along for the ride. On an Inside Amy Schumer segment from April of this year, she did a skit about "Yo-Puss," a magical (fictional) yogurt that "makes your pussy taste like nothing." Clearly, this is a hot topic, so I decided to get to the bottom of it. Even comedian Amy Schumer has touched on the topic. Yet many women fixate on the look, feel, and smell of their private parts.

(See your gynecologist if that happens.) Women should smell like women-maybe a little salty, maybe a little sweet, but always with our own unique, indescribable aroma.

The only time for concern is when it smells "fishy" or otherwise unpleasant, because that can hint at bacterial vaginosis, trichomoniasis, or some other health issue. It's not supposed to smell like roses or taste like candy. Let's get one thing clear: As long as you're healthy, your vagina smells and tastes perfectly fine.
